Just a Regular Joe

I thought I was something special. After two years of working out 45 minutes a day, six days a week, I bumped the program up. Now I was working out an hour a day, six days a week. I told friends I had got my Associate of Arts degree in Younger Next Year and was now pursuing my Bachelor's Degree in Gray Seals. That's my own invention. Modeled after the Navy Seals, the Gray Seals involves people 50 and older willing to push their bodies to the max in pursuit of a quality life.

Then one evening I was watching a fundraising program on National Public TV starring Dr. Henry Lodge and the Younger Next Year program. There Dr. Lodge revealed that the most efficient way to get the most out of this program, and not go crazy, is to work out one hour a day, six days a week.

So goes my thunder. Now I will have to do (get the privilege to do) two more years of Younger Next Year and get my Bachelor's Degree before moving on to Gray Seals master's program, whatever that entails. The good part is I still have a year and a half before I have to figure that out.